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"20 Worst Things To Hear At A Nuclear Power Plant"

These are funny:
1. Fission shmission, relax, I'll increase the water level
after my coffee break.

5. Who forgot to pay the water bill?

10. It's Russian technology.

17. Is that a 60 minute film crew out there?

20. Look at the good news: we are going to find out whether
people actually glow in the dark.
Be sure to check out the rest!

Comments

Robert Synnott said…
Number 10 is perhaps a little unfair; aren't modern shielded VVERs about as safe as any other conventional design?

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