Winning Nuclear Joke Is Announced

NEI held a friendly Facebook contest last week to see who could tell the best nuclear energy-related joke. With more than a dozen people submitting entries and many others voting on their favorite jokes, NEI revealed late Friday afternoon that the winning entry came from Mark Reed, a research and teaching assistant from MIT’s Department of Nuclear Science and Engineering.

His joke:

What do you call a group of nuclear engineers doing sit-ups and crunches?

The core development team.

Congratulations to Mark Reed who has won a nuclear energy water bottle! Also, thank you to everyone else who participated in the contest. We are always happy to see the hidden talent that lies within the nuclear energy industry.

To read all of the other joke entries and to stay up-to-date on the latest nuclear energy news, visit NEI’s Facebook page.

Image credits: Felix the cat from SodaHead.com.

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